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These Are the Things That Run Through My Head The cat is on the table looking at meThese Are the Things That Run Through My Head by =SteveJones313
The hamster is smiling 'cause he's happy
The chicken is pissed 'cause I stole her egg
And the hamsters on the floor chewing at my leg
The sloth is a lazy twat, he's been asleep all day
And the pigeons rather pissed 'cause he's made of clay
The peacock is beautiful and he likes to gloat
And the rhynos fucking mad 'cause he doesn't get to vote
These are the things that run through my head
When I'm bored and all alone
I'm on no medication and I've no therapist
Even if I had, they'd think I was taking the piss
The mailman delivers letters on a rocket ship
The banana broke its leg when on himself
Truth of True Love A broken heart knows the painTruth of True Love by =SteveJones313
Writes a verse about never loving again
Because when the heart did break
It was too much to take
And as time goes by
The appetite may sickenen and so die
But the breaking of a heart
Is usually the start
Of a journey to know thyself
To take all that anger and put in on the shelf
To look in the mirror at your teared cover face
And ask why you fell in love in the first place?
You try to lie and say you were ignorant
That you thought you knew everything because you were arrogant
But the truth is that love doesn't deceive
Nor that we fell in love because we wanted to believe
In some kind of HollyWood c
Twitter Jail I was on my TwitterTwitter Jail by =SteveJones313
Sharing in laughter
With my buddies just the other day
Entertaining with my tweets
Whilst sitting at my seat
When suddenly things went a bad way
I'm in Twitter jail
An anti-tweet zone
Everyone else gets to update
Whilst I'm all alone
I'm in Twitter jail
My status is MIA
Oh Twitter why do you block me this way?
I tried to post a pic
Of myself and Ric
That's Mr. Flair who I met in Miami,
But when I hit 'Tweet'
It knocked me off my feet
And said "You've hit your daily limit"
So I tried to wait a while
Because I had a pile
Of pictures I wanted to post today
But Twitter would not relent
Which really put a
Thank you, Serpenttao04 There's a guy called serpenttao04Thank you, Serpenttao04 by =SteveJones313
He's from the Netherlands
He caught my 50K pageviews
So give him a big hand
He took a screenshot and sent it to me
So I could put it in my scraps
So in return I'm gonna write him a song
Because noone wants to see me rap
Thank you, serpenttao04
You have over 10k pageviews
But you deserve more
Visit his page each night
You know it feels right
Because he is serpenttao04
We talked on New Years Day
Along with my fiancée
He asked us to guess his name
My attempt was totally lame
And I made an ass out of myself
And he's gonna be on my show
#SHOUT this Thursday night
Along with LoneSWolf and
Making A Point Everyone has got a haterMaking A Point by =SteveJones313
It happens to us all sooner or later
But I have to admit, nothing feels greater
Then taking the idiots that are dissin'
And then making them listen
To point that you're making that they're missing
Some people seem to get upset
When I won't let certain topics rest
Like whether every Religion
Is just people worshipping a Magician?
Or whether every politician
Is the same under their masks?
After all, they all have the same task
To rule the people with lies and denial
Would be nice if we could have honesty once in a while
From these right wing, left wing motherfuckers hiding their face
When it was the peop
Don't Judge the Unemployed I'm not a student nor am I teacherDon't Judge the Unemployed by =SteveJones313
I like to think of myself as a researcher
For a large government department,
Investigating the quanity of employment
It makes it easier going to Hell every two weeks.
Having to sit across the desk as a geek
Staring into the eyes of the judge
As I sign papers whilst drags me through the mud
He assumes because I don't work
That I'm some kind of jerk
Trying to cheat system because of all the perks
Because nothing says "I'm Rich"
Like being a DWP Bitch
They seem to think we're all the same
That every claiming is just playing the game
But when I go I'm not thinking cheese and wine
I'm just doing m
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