Stolen from because I'm evil,



Pick 10 of your best friends



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3. Akeem (my cousin who can be seen -->[link]"<--- on that pic)
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10.



Questions time!:



What if...



1. Number 1 [] was really your mother?
My world around me would crumble and I would enter a world of extreme paranoia, conspiracy and projectile vomitting.




2. Number 2 [] was who you were going to marry?
I would be surprised, but deep down, I would be happy. Of course it depends what has happened before then.




3. Number 3 [Akeem] got turned into a frog?
I would do whatever I could to change him back!




4. You and number 4 [] got drunk and made out?
To be honest, first I'd be calling myself a lucky sonofabitch. But then, I would be apologising to her and making sure she was ok.




5. You and number 5 [] woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
I'd roll out of bed, grab a shower, get dressed, we'd grab some food and then discuss the issue and try to recall the events of the night before. Of course we would both have a revolver, fully loaded, on stand by




6. Number 6 [] moved to the other side of the world?
He already lives in Miami! I live in England?! How can he move any further away?!




7. You found out that number 7 [] is a man?
I'd shrug and ask why she pretended to be a girl all along? (Of course, she isn't a man )




8. You caught number 8 [] in a polka-dotted thong
Well despite the fact I'm not into thongs, I could make an exception in this case . To be honest, I'd probably turn around and apologise for intruding (I'm a gentleman, what can I say *shrugs*)




9. Number 9 [] confessed their love for you?
Tell him I'm flattered and that I'm not gay or bi, but assure him our friendship wouldn't be affected by this revelation.




10. Number 10 [] kissed you?
First of all, consider myself a lucky bastard. Then I would ask why...before I get my arse kicked repeatedly by a certain male individual.




11. Number 1 [] just started sniffing you?
Two words - Final Atonement




12. You found out that number 2 [] was doing drugs?
Firstly, punch the guy I'd believe to have gotten her into them (guy is a unisexual term with me, ok) and then I would pay for her to go to rehabillitation, because I love her too much to go down that road.




13. Number 3 [Akeem] could fly?
Get him to teach me how considering he doesn't have wings We would then become a crime fighting duo and all the ladies would love us (well they do anyway...ok, they love Akeem...)




14. Number 4 [] was pregnant?
I'd fly over to Canada and talk to her in person about it. Then I'd try to help her anyway I could.




15. Number 5 [] told you that they were never going to see you again?
I would ask why and then laugh to myself as the proof of the Steven Curse continues to produce itself.




16. Number 6 [] ate your cookie?
Wrestle...




17. You and number 7 [] went to the zoo?
Not be surprised - I'm pretty certain I've seen her hug a tiger or something similar. Me, however, I'd be looking for somewhere to buy drink and food. Zoos bore me. Unless I get to hold the birds - I mean actual birds...




18. Number 8 [] lied to you?
Not going into this one again...




19. Number 9 [] turned into a coconut?
I would do everything I could to turn him back to normal - not that there's much difference




20. You and number 10 [] were deserted on an island?
Use our intelligence to find shelter, food and a way to get off the island...but chances are, after about an hour we realise we're both just drunk and we're just stranded on a traffic island.



I tag EVERYONE ON THIS LIST, MWHAHAHA (except Akeem as he is not on dA)









"Everysong is a Cry for Love" by Brian Kennedy



Every song is a cry for love
Every voice can arise above
So don't be afraid
Just show what you're made of
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love



Every day is a brand new start
Every night you could fall apart
Anytime you doubt the truth that's in your heart
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love



Being strong, being tough
Never tender, always rough
It was never enough for me
In the dead of the night
Only love can hold you tight
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love



Every kiss is a call for hope
Every touch means you're not alone
You don't always have to make it on your own
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love



Being strong, being tough
Never tender, always rough
It was never enough for me
In the dead of the night
Only love can hold you tight
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love
Sing it out: every song is a cry for love




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